Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mr. Modon : 14th October
Which year?
Mr. Modon : EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked Mr. Modon at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr. Modon replyed : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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On a political rally Mr. Modon was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it ..
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr. Modon asked his wife ,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Mr. Modon : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
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One tourist from U.S..A. asked Mr. Modon " Any great man born in this village???"
Mr. Modon : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi "
So Mr. Modon writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi .
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Mr . Modon was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Mr. Modon said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs it`ll not able to walk.
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When Mr. Modon was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler, the driver adjusted mirror.
Mr. Modon shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
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Interviewer : just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Mr. Modon : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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